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*lies about date on paper to make it look like i did it when i was supposed to*
whelp this is me all through high school





In news that only matters to publishing nerds, the New York Times has changed its bestseller lists to become format neutral (so it counts e-book sales and doesn’t distinguish between hardcover and paperback), and is now split between young adult books and chapter books written for 8- to 12-year-olds.
Those of you who follow my tumblr closely may know that for many weeks, I have been chasing Bill O’Reilly and promising to destroy him. But now we have been placed on DIFFERENT LISTS.
I can only hope that One Direction catches him.
YOU CAN DO IT, DIRECTIONERS.
(Also I’m delighted that The Fault in Our Stars and Looking for Alaska are both on the list. Thanks.)